the reason why your parents don’t want you to have lasers is because they’re really fun and they’re jealous
Are the lasers fun and jealous or the parents
the lasers are jealous that your parents are so fun
Fab Fajita
Just a little fajita being as fabulous as it can beme: idk i just keep to myself i guess i don’t really like sharing personal stuff with people
me after 10pm: it all started when my cat ran away when i was 5,
dog: lets out the most genuine & affected sigh possible
me: what’s happened? who or what has brought such suffering upon your world-weary, furry shoulders? can i do anything? can anything be done? will you ever be at peace? please rest
man we’ve been doing funerals all wrong over here
My friends, weeping at my funeral as they shove 5s and 10s between the biggest titties they’ve ever seen: it’s what he would’ve wanted
Pirate captain Victor playing a lively fiddle tune OuO
based on @lucycamui‘s gorgeous ficlit ;;;;
snake skull and bird skull
available as acrylic standees on etsy by the end of the month, hopefully!
YE YE YE!!!
Be on the lookout for these OWO